I'd forgotten just how awesome Half-Life 2 is. Here's a speech, straight from Dystopia Run By Evil Alien Overlords:

Let me read a letter I recently received. 'Dear Dr. Breen. Why has the Combine seen fit to suppress our reproductive cycle? Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen.'

Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course your question touches on one of the ( Read more... )